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My mom just complimented me. /)_(\
so, the utensil drawer in the kitchen broke, right? the left runner broke completely off the back of the cupboard. for SOME reason, some bloke thought it would be real smart to have metal runners . . . with a plastic backing screwed to the wood to keep it in place. PLASTIC. suffice to say, the plastic finally shattered.
with one runner broken and the right wheel off the other track, the drawer was shoved diagonally down into the cupboard below it. my brother and I figured out the problem, and when our mom got home, I told her the problem real calm-like. we all pulled the drawer out and set it on the counter. we could put all the silverware in another place until my dad buys another runner, no problem.
the problem was the cat.
( click to explore the story within! intrigue. devious villains. broken appliances! )
so, the utensil drawer in the kitchen broke, right? the left runner broke completely off the back of the cupboard. for SOME reason, some bloke thought it would be real smart to have metal runners . . . with a plastic backing screwed to the wood to keep it in place. PLASTIC. suffice to say, the plastic finally shattered.
with one runner broken and the right wheel off the other track, the drawer was shoved diagonally down into the cupboard below it. my brother and I figured out the problem, and when our mom got home, I told her the problem real calm-like. we all pulled the drawer out and set it on the counter. we could put all the silverware in another place until my dad buys another runner, no problem.
the problem was the cat.
( click to explore the story within! intrigue. devious villains. broken appliances! )
